what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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