2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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