I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
FUCK WHALES
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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