how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
whose parrot is this?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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