is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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