Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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