That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Randomize
