I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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