so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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