oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Help. Why am I so naked?
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