so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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