...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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