Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
seriously i just wanna be friends
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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