just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
