Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
