why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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