I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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