hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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