Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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