Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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