Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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