I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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