If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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