just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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