we have officially lost it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
