I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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