You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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