Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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