the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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