just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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