He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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