My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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