Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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