what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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