why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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