did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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