A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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