Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
