would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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