I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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