Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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