We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
