I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
