i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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