i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
