I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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