she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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