we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Damn victory sex feels great
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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