i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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