**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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